HITW Makes CityPaper’s “Best of Baltimore” List!
We were completely shocked to open up the newspaper and find that we have been voted “Best Hole in The Wall” in Baltimore (just barely edging out the “Hole in the Wall Plaster & Drywall Co.,” “Hole-in-Your-Wall Voyeur Services, LLC” ” and an actual hole in the wall of the Citypaper office. IN YOUR FACE, actual hole).
Here’s a link to the interwebbish version of the article.
We shouldn’t have been shocked at the news–apparently Citypaper mailed us the information (including a party invite) and we missed it because our official “headquarters” is Laurel’s parents’ house and she only stops by there once a week to pick up her mail. The moral here? Visit your mother.
The Citypaper blurb even included a link to our website. Yes, this website. Here I stand, a deer in headlights, the naked truth of my fly-by-night web-design hackery bared plain for all of Baltizimore to see. Oh why oh why didn’t we hire a professional? Oh yeah, we don’t have any money.
So I’m sorry, new visitors and potential new HITW Cabaret fans, but I ain’t got nothin’ flashy for you on this website. I’ve been promising to upload pictures and videos from the HITW Cabaret since we began in April 2004.
It’s still on my to-do list.
In the meantime, please enjoy this picture of a kitten with a rifle:
